This post is from a series where I review products during the week
This book breaks the cardinal rule of writing.
If you have an Amazon Prime subscription you get books hawked at you each month. I’m not sure what vetting process these books go through but apparently it’s easier than getting on American Idol. In my experience these books are down-right awful. See my reviews below for more proof on this topic.
My most recent experience was “Rage” by Zygmunt Miloszewski. I received an email from Amazon and the description looked interesting…
“All eyes are on famous prosecutor Teodor Szacki when he investigates a skeleton discovered at a construction site in the idyllic Polish city of Olsztyn.”
So I got the free book and started reading it on the Kindle. It wasn’t long before I ran into a problem.
In the book some dude found a body who thought it may have been a corpse left over from World War II (the story takes place in Poland or something). I’m sure the plot would slowly reveal that not to be true – eventually. The same character gave some lame speech at a children’s school assembly. Then he described a bunch of stuff including buildings and the fact that it rained a lot.
It was SO BORING. I kept reading as much as I could but it just felt like it wouldn’t be worth it so I put it down. I can read a horrible book. I can read a book that is over 100 years old, but I CAN NOT stand a boring book. I dropped The Reivers by William Faulkner after the first 20 pages because it was boring. If you haven’t heard of that book by Faulkner, there’s a reason.
Out of all the difficult things that writing a story involve, making it NOT BORING is the most important. Here’s the thing – IT’S ALSO THE EASIEST THING TO DO. Just add something. Add anything to a story and it becomes interesting. Take a bland story and toss in one thing and BAM – now it’s worth reading. Throw in ghosts, magic, a creepy guy watching the main character from far away, unicorns, elves, a tornado, a cab driver with an a vast knowledge of the different types of marsupials, ANYTHING, LITERALLY ANYTHING, and you have a more interesting story. It might not be a good story, but at least it’s not boring.
Maybe there was something missed in translating this book to English but I don’t think that alone can be blamed.
The real tragedy here isn’t in how much this book sucks. It’s really a reflection of Amazon Prime’s selection for it’s members. It’s bad enough that the “Recently Added to Prime” section of Amazon Video could be renamed to “Scroll through this until you get disappointed and give up” but now it seems their book selection has gone the same route.
If my choice is a boring book for free or nothing. Give me nothing.
If you liked this post you may also enjoy:
- Mid-Week Review: The Good Neighbor -crap
- Mid-Week Review: Descent: A Novel -also crap*
*On a side note I tweeted my awful review to the author and he “liked it.” I just thought that was funny.