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This book was a bookshelf staple for many young girls and middle-aged women across the world. It spawned a movie series that launched the young career of Kristen Stewart as she played an awkward girl, a role that must have truly been a reach for her. Despite the unlikely combination of a whiny teenage girl, Native American werewolves, and the most shiny, uncharismatic vampires in the history of literature this book was a massive success. Thankfully there are those that withstood the trance of this teenage Nosferatu. Here are some of their thoughts:
Let Me Save You The Trouble Of Reading This Book: 1 Star on December 30, 2009
Chapter 1: Meet Bella. She is angry and depressed and moving to rainy depressing Forks WA to live with her Dad.
Chapter 2: Bella meets Edward and finds him very handsome. She is depressed and angry over it.
Chapters 3-13: Bella thinks about Edward a lot and is angry and depressed about it.
Chapter 14: Bella and Edward become an item she finds out he is a vampire. She is depressed and angry about it.
Chapters 15-21: Bella is angry and depressed and in love with Edward who fights off biting Bella.
Chapter 22: Bella gets attacked by another vampire. Edward saves Bella. She is angry and depressed about it.
Chapters 23 and 24: Bella is in the hospital recovering. She is outraged and depressed.
Epilogue: Edward surprises Bella taking her to prom. She is angry about it. The end
A concise breakdown of this book and much to my surprise it was met with nothing by agreement by commenters on this review. Bravo!
LOL Fun for the whole family! 1 Star on February 7, 2010
You know, if your family are all the victims of head trauma. Or in a home for the criminally delusional. This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. And thank goodness Ms. Meyer is encouraging young girls to develop relationships with abusive jerks who withold sexy-time as another means of controlling them into a freaky spiral of obsession! AND. I guess this means a few more years of the tiresome goth movement. I get it — you’re sad and you like bats.Oh, go play in an old fridge. Take Bella with you.
This review caught my eye because it’s not so much of a critique of the book as it voicing their own emotional history. With references to head trauma and equating abstinence to an abusive relationship, I’d say this reviewer has more things to worry about than the on-going “goth movement.”
just plain bad 1 Star on July 27, 2008
I really did not like this book. I picked it up because everyone said it is a must read, and that it was the best book ever. But when I actually read I figured out that it was a stupid book without a real plot. Now before you yell at me listen to this, Bella and Edward are in love right, but Stephanie Meyer doesn’t show you that in the book. They are just all of a sudden together, I mean theres no falling in love they are kind of just wary of each other then proffesing undying love. And they both say practically the same sentence throughout the entire book. Bella says “I love you!” and thats about it. And Edward says “I love you. But Im a vampire” and “I want to eat you, you smell so good.” And thats pretty much the whole book.
No Sexual Predators please 1 Star on February 27, 2009
Why is this book marketed to the 12 year old & up? I thought the book would be harmless for my daughter to read but when she shared some of the story with me I decided to read it for myself. Bella, the main character, is a willing victim, which is the worst kind of role model for a young reader. I had a thorough discussion with my daughter about why Bella’s actions were the absolute wrong thing to do in several incidents in the story. Bella walks through a desolate area of town & is threatened by four men. She knows rape is possible but doesn’t get herself out of the situation. Not to mention the 100 year old man, parading as a 17 year old high school student, who is sexually attracted to her. Creepy if he were her father’s friend but somehow ok because he’s a Vampire? And near the end Bella gives herself up to a different vampire for no discernible reason. She is disconnected from her family & obsessed with danger, but in a bipolar suicidal way. Horrible story, reprehensible characters, badly written. Please don’t buy this book.
I’m an adult with grandchildren and I loved the book. Go figure.